Wilson, Wade

[wadey]

SHIELD Files
~WADE WINSTONWILSON!!

Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me, cause we need a little controversy, cause it feels so empty without me.

The File Jacket

Name: Ryan Reynold, no wait...Wade Wilson...yeah thats it
Nickname(s)/Alias: What? Deadpool ain't enough for ya(None)
Codename: The orgasmic Deadpool(just 'Deadpool)
Identity: Secret to most
Age: Old enough for yo momma(Over 100)
Gender: *looks down questionably*(Male)
Sexuality: ....what kind of question is that, what the hell do I look like to you?(hetero)
Profession: Assassin/Herald of awesome
Character Type: Awesome-ite(Enhanced human)
Faction: Whatever pays(Neutral)
Powers:
Regenerative healing factor
Immunity to telepaths
Breaking the fourth wall
Being awesome
Ablities:
Expert hand-to-hand combatant
Expert swordsman
Expert marksman
Expert assassin
Canon?: Canon


PRETTY FACES

Eyes:Green
Hair:None
Height: 6''2
Weight:210 lbs
Any outstanding features?:I'm devilishly handsome(he's actually very physically impaired)

Appearance:




Hello THeRE

Likes:

• Guns
  
• More guns(Swords)
  
• Bigger guns(Explosives)
  
• Guns that go boom(Killing)
  
• Shiny guns(Chimichongas)

Dislikes:

• You had a party and didn't call MEEEE?(being excluded)
  
• Stabby(Wolverine)
  
• Justin Beiber(Most celebrities)
  
• Those damn Detective comics(some DC heroes...I guess)
  
• Well why shouldn't I point out the idiottyping this app?(Staying within the 4th wall)

Fears:

• Those damn claws(Wolverine)
  
• Lady Gaga(self-explanatory)
  
• ....*whispers*Magic(Mystic energies)

Weaknesses:

• Well you see I...OH MY GOD A KITTEN(short attention span)
  
• Hahaha, all you guys are losers..(Arrogance)
  
• ..I mean, you all just fight in your underwear?(His own perception causes him to underestimate his opponents at times)
  
• Alright, time to wing it(Doesn't make plans

Strengths:

• Cut them off, they'll just grow back(Healing factor)
  
• Like John Travolta's career, I just keep coming back(Inability to die)
  
• I'm better at whatever it is Wolverine does(Assasination skills)
  
• Keep digging, you won't get a thing(Immuninity to telepaths)

Any secrets?: Knows of at least half of Wolverine's history as well as his identity

PERSONALITY: )Well Deadpool is quite a...)--No no no no no, I'm not gonna have this punk sum me up in a few crappy words. Look, I'm the kinda guy you wanna hang around, simple as that. I've got it all, looks, smarts, guns. I mean sure I don't ever close my mouth, but thats what makes me so loveable. At least I know that this is some rp board unlike some other of these 'new age heroes'. I'm an O.G baby, plain and simple.

BACKGROUND:

Mother:

• Dead or Alive? Age and Cause of Death (if applicable):

N/A
FATHER:

• Dead or Alive? Age and Cause of Death (if applicable):

N/A
SIBLINGS:

• Dead or Alive? Age and Cause of Death (if applicable):

N/A
OTHER FAMILY:

• Dead or Alive? Age and Cause of Death (if applicable):

N/A

HISTORY: Not much is really known about Deadpool really. Prior to actually gaining powers, Wade was a mercenary all around the world. One of Wade's operations included infiltrating a japanese family and killing them upon request for a rival gang. After spending time with the family, they grew on him, so when he was ordered to finally kill them he refused, being the only time he did so. Afterwards he relocated to the United states. In the United states he soon contracted cancer, tying the loose ends in his life he seemed to accept his terminal disease.

In Canada, Wade was given a chance at life again. He was offered to be given a superhuman healing factor which would eliminate his cancer in return for his services in the Weapon X project. Of course Wade agreed, he gained the healing factor taken from Wolverine's DNA, with the setback of Wade's horrible disfigurement, which he didn't seem to mind much. Working in Weapon X, he killed one of his teamamtes, Slayback, on one of their missions. As punishment they sent him to 'the Hospice', a detention facility where, unknown to Weapon X, they run a deadpool. Giving Wade the disease for the game, his healing factor never allowed him to die, making him a wasted contender in the Deadpool. He soon escaped and killed everyone who workeds in the Hospice, going by the codename 'Deadpool' now.

For many more years, Deadpool worked both as a mercenary, a hero, even saving the multi-verse at one point. Getting tired of his interuptions, a villanous corporation froze him and hid him away from society. Many years later, Deadpool was unfrozen by 'Plot sheet' who works for and uprising team known as 'The Globe'. As soon as he recovered from being frozen, he wanted revenge on whoever decided to freeze him, but after Plot sheet informed him that the corporation had already gone under shortly after getting rid of him, Deadpool shrugged it off and now works under the Globe, grateful for them thawing him out.

ACTOR/ACTRESS USED: Alex Pettyfer(altered for the movie Beastly)

POST RP EXAMPLE:

(See Thomas Masters) Tasky's kid, Tasky got it on with somebody? This I gotta see.

* THE face BEHIND the MASK!

Alias: (Tasky)HEY, that's MY nickname
Age: (This is optional.)
Gender: (Male)*whispers*Thats questionable(-_-)
RP Experience: (about 4 years)4 wasted years
Where did you find us?: (Another member)We got the hook-ups, yo

Rules: (Yes)Hahahaha, we didn't read no rules--ahem, I mean...yes

[Abigail Stark]

I love it!

I APPROVE!!!!!!!!!

Anyone else?

[superman]

i approve