Post by Brittany Wayne on Apr 10, 2011 23:29:22 GMT -6
Seen on the back of a bag of “Everybody’s Nuts! California Pistachios”… If ya don’t believe me, go to your local dealer and check it out… Everybody’s Nuts!
Proud to be Big and Open.
When Everybody’s Nuts first started, we gathered all the pistachios and said, “We want each of you to open up. Can you do that?” The response was over whelming. “I like to wear cowboy boots to bed!” yelled one nut. Another piped in with, “I have an unnatural fear of kitty cats.” We heard “I sing show tunes in the shower” and “My parents never supported my acting career.”
Finally we said, “Hey, hey. We didn’t mean to open up like that. You were selected to be one of Everybody’s Nuts because you were one of the biggest pistachios around. We want you to open up your shells so people can easily enjoy your cholesterol-free delicious goodness.”
Thankfully they agreed. And they also agreed to stop talking about heir distrust of nutcrackers.
